Wednesday, 29 April 2009
Dream a little dream...
The night after I dreamt that I was in a house somewhere and had to make lots of things out of wood and canvas, then I had to go somewhere else to see someone and was told to use the transporter (a bit like Harry Potter and the flue system!), then I was told I couldn't use it and had to get a taxi. I went out and flagged down a cab, which proceeded to drive through the drive-through Whole Foods supermarket - right through the middle of the aisles. (Will that idea take off I wonder?) At that point the alarm went off, so I could remember enough to recount it to a hysterical hubby.
I think Stephen is preparing the straitjacket for me....
Lactating latte
Ever the lawyer, he made a joke (I think!) about suing the canteen and we talked about the woman who sued MaccyD's. Apparently she lost on appeal as it was deemed to be...well, not very sensible...to drive with a container of scalding coffee clamped between your thighs. I explained that it wouldn't be proper driving in America if you didn't have a coffee between your thighs and were texting on your phone with one hand whilst applying your make up with the other!!
Monday, 27 April 2009
Fast tracked through customs
Saturday, 25 April 2009
T.I.M.B.E.R.......
Some bits of the garden are looking picture perfect. At long last the peony has come into its own. They are notorious for taking years to settle in when planted, and true to form I've only ever had one or two flowers per year. Until now. This year it is absolutely covered in beautiful flowers.
Briggs and Briggs Tree Surgeons came round this afternoon to help us cut down a eucalyptus tree which had got too tall and was upsetting a neighbour. It quickly turned into Briggs and Spark Tree Surgeons as Julie and I went off to have a wander round the garden whilst Andy and Stephen actually did the work. There is something quite satisfying about watching other people work...and they did a very excellent job. No expensive plants were squashed, the fence panel is still intact and there were no trips to A&E!
They were doing such a fabulous job that Julie, Louise and I felt able to quit supervising them and pop back to their garden to dig up some geraniums for my garden. I returned the favour by offering up my red hot pokers. This plant sharing business could be a great idea!
Didn't we have a lov-er-ly time the day we went to Evesham...
The nursery was great! We stopped in by the office on the way in and said "Hello, we're here" to the monosyllabic man behind the counter, then grabbed a basket each and went in search of the items on the list. There were about 6 polytunnels to look around and there wasn't much of a clue as to what was in each one. It was good fun searching through the ranks of pots for the correct 'flavour' of plant. Thankfully they were really well labelled. I was doing really well finding plants from Julies list, but not so well finding ones from mine!! When we had quartered the polytunnels and found all we could we headed back to the office to ask for help from monosyllabic man. Several of my choices were sold out, but he found a few of the things we were looking for and dashed off to get them for us. I asked him for a suggestion for something tall, white flowered and smelly as a substitute for the items that were sold out and he dashed off to get that too.
Julie was loading her plants into the boot when he was counting up my purchases. He explained that one of my irises was 3 quid because it had been sitting for 6 years in the mail order section. I laughed and said I was obviously drawn to it as it needed to be taken away and given a change of scene and a lovely new home. From that point on Mr Monosyllabic became Mr Garrulous!! He was chatting away like he hadn't spoken in years (perhaps he hadn't!) and even offered to carry my tray of plants out to the car! So I (or it could maybe have been the Twins) made a new friend!
We stopped in at Evesham Country Park as well. It has a nice collection of shops and a garden centre. Garden Centres here are no longer so much about plants and doing the garden - more about gift centres and outdoor living. Saying that, it was a really nice selection of things for the home...and we managed to pick up a few more plants at reasonable prices too. We had a nice lunch when we were there too - us as the coach loads of pensioners there for the lunchtime OAP special!
Thursday, 23 April 2009
Speed it up people!
We have a car!!!!
'Wow, the brakes are quite bitey' was my first thought as I gently touched them and then peeled my face off the windshield. My thought from then onward was basically "drive on the left...drive on the left...oh this is nice...drive on the left...drive on the left...f'ing cyclists...drive on the left...oopsie bit fast...drive on the left...drive on the left...".
This is where we should unveil the new car with a leggy lovely draped across the hood...but in the absence of a leggy lovely you'll have to make do with me!
Wednesday, 22 April 2009
Snoozy evenings
No, no, no...nothing like that! Its because we're sleeping in the spare room, in our spare bed...which has to be the uncomfiest bed I've slept on in a while! We both wake up in the morning and have to work out the stiff neck and sore back whilst complaining to one another about how we've (not) slept. I am definitely going to buy a new mattress for it! I'm SO looking forward to getting our own bed back in a few weeks!!
When we're flopping in the evening its not to enjoy the quality TV programming! My God what has happened? I flicked through the channels on Freeview the other night and thought I'd gone back in time 10 or 15 years! Monarch of the Glen, Ballykissangel and Auf Wiedersehen Pet....and we thought US TV was bad!
Sunday, 19 April 2009
A dash about Cheltenham
We popped down to Cheltenham for a little while today - in between the end of the Grand Prix and the start of the football. After coffee (essential!) I had a bit of a wander round the shops. Got a really nice jacket in TKMaxx, but didn't have time to wander into too many more shops as we were under time pressure to get back and we had to pop into a grocery store to get food for dinner. I now own another 2 bags for life....
There are a few things here that are taking a bit of getting used to. Obviously having to provide your own carrier bags in shops is one major thing! Having to pack your own groceries is another (but apparently Somerfield pack for you!). Also, stores here close really early on Sunday's. If you've not thought about grocery shopping by 4:00 then you're having take-out!
Saturday, 18 April 2009
How very fascinating
We were heading for Cheltenham, but got as far as the New Bridge across the Severn, took one look at the queue of traffic and did a birlie round the roundabout and went to Worcester instead. It was the first time I'd paid more than a fleeting visit to our local city since we got back. It hasn't changed a great deal! We had a quick look in a couple of furniture shops as I'm looking for some new side tables, then we split up...Stephen went to the guitar and hi-fi shops and I went looking for an outfit for Eve's wedding.
With only about 6 or so weeks to go I felt that I couldn't really afford to waste any time, as wedding outfit shopping is usually a severe trauma! And my mammoth trying on session in the first shop bore that out. I was trying on summer dresses and that patterned and floaty vibe is SO not me. I think they look fab on tall, willowy people and I am certainly neither of those! I was feeling pretty down when I hit the second shop, and wouldn't you know it - I found a lovely tailored dress. Okay, its black so perhaps not the most weddingy colour, but with the cream jacket I bought recently it looks pretty okay. I bought a fascinator too...so the only dilemma is whether to fascinate or not. Stephen did struggle to keep a straight face when I showed him the little froufrou creation perched atop my head!
I made a Thai red curry for dinner. Probably the first thing I've cooked from scratch that was more complicated than a bacon butty since I've been home. It had butternut squash in it, and I'm lucky still to have all my digits after trying to cut it up and peel it with the collection of fairly blunt knives in the kitchen! Is there a way to deal with peeling these things that doesn't put you in severe danger? The curry tasted fab! Stephen was lapping it up despite his reservations about the squash and coconut milk. Perhaps I've not lost all my culinary skills...
Where am I?
We toyed with the idea of going to the Anupam, but we've had a lot of Indian food recently, so we went into The Fig Tree which must be quite new, and has taken over one of the cafes off Church Street. It has been transformed into a really lovely space and the food was absolutely wonderful. It was some of the best food I've had in a restaurant in a while. We'll definitely be going back soon!
I was obviously tired and confused this morning. Stephen had woken up and was checking the time.
"What time is it?" I sleepily mumbled.
"6:30". He then proceeded to get out of bed.
"Where are you going? Are you gong to the football? I thought Rangers played tomorrow"
There was something of a pause before he asked "What are you talking about?"
"Are-you-going-to-the-football?"
Where else would he be going at 6:30am on a Saturday morning in Alexandria? At this point my bleary befuddled brain began to pull itself out of the depths of sleep it was still settled in....helped along by Stephen's sniggering. Okay, so we're not in Old Town, we're not in the US, we ARE in the UK and the football doesn't start at 6:30 in the morning. Its obviously taking me longer than I imagined to get my brain round being home!
Friday, 17 April 2009
You ARE kidding me...
Thursday, 16 April 2009
Are you kidding me??
Mum got through to someone who wasn't really sure what she was doing, and who (when passed to me) told me I had two options - I could take over the line which would entail being without a phone for 11 working days, or I could disconnect Mum and reconnect me, but this would mean being without a line for 2-3 working days. As we didn't want to be without a phone line for ANY length of time, and hadn't had to go without a phone line when we transferred it from me to Mum 2 years ago I carefully questioned her, then asked to be put through to customer service (which she said was her last resort). After a couple of minutes of listening to the automated voice apologising for keeping me waiting I got a person, who told me that what I wanted to do was perfectly reasonable but not his department. He put me through to someone else. Who put me through to someone else. Who put me through to someone else. After 40 minutes of being passed about from department to department (via Mumbai twice) I finally got someone who gave me a number to call and told me what option to press on the automated menu.
It turned out to be the same number that I had spent 40 minutes dialled into. And the options turned out to be totally different from what I had been told, but I was rolling with the punches by this point. I had difficulty in controlling myself when I finally got through...to the department I had originally spoken to, and to which I had been passed at least twice since then!! The urge to break into hysterical laughter was overwhelming! Fortunately the woman I spoke to this time knew what she was doing and I was able to take over the service - which will take 11 working days - but which does not involve a break in service and certainly not a break of 11 days!!!!
The reason I had to go through all the pain tonight? We found out when trying to sort out our car finance that we don't exist on the system as we're not paying for any utilities. After 2 years out of the country we seem to be suffering from our perennial US problem - we don't have a credit rating!!
Wednesday, 15 April 2009
Our air freight has arrived
It's only another few weeks before I'm reunited with the other few (hundred) pairs of shoes and the rest of my (more non-essential) clothes. I just hope we don't have a snow storm or a black tie event before it arrives!
Monday, 13 April 2009
WooHoo - Starbucks! Oh, and a trip to Hereford
We drove 15 miles to Hereford this afternoon in order to get our first Starbucks fix in 14 days. It was FANTASTIC! Its kind of a long way to go for a coffee though...
Whilst we were in Hereford we did a little trawl round the shops. This was the first time I've hit the High Street since my return to the UK and I was a little shocked at the number of shops that had closed down. The recession is obviously biting hard. I did a little recessionista shopping in TK Maxx, but didn't see anything stunning for my wardrobe...I did get a Buddha sculpture for the back garden though.
It would seem that the UK is trying to save the planet one carrier bag at a time. In an effort to reduce the number of plastic bags going to landfill shops are now charging 1p for "bags for life" which you are supposed to take with you when you shop and re-use until they fall apart (at which point the shop will replace them). Of course, I have not yet remembered to take them when I've gone to do any kind of shopping! It's a habit I have yet to form. Its bad enough remembering that you have to pack your own groceries here without having to remember the bags too! Annoyingly, having bought one in TK Maxx I had to buy another in WH Smiths as the Buddha head took up all the space and I couldn't squeeze the books in. D'oh!
We also rectified the cultural oversight of the past 15 years and went to Hereford Cathedral to see the Mappa Mundi. It is a Medieval map showing how 13th century scholars interpreted the world in spiritual and geographical terms. Jerusalem is at the centre of the map and the Garden of Eden is at the top. The Cathedral is pretty impressive and dates back to Norman times. It was begun in 1079, when work began to replace the cathedral that had previously stood there for around 200 years but had been razed by the Welsh in the 1050's. Okay, that's the history lesson over! It's enough to say that it was exceedingly impressive and very old...
Sunday, 12 April 2009
Sudeley Castle
Of course, we did have breakfast before we went...but not bacon butties...we went with the two other foods that we missed terribly in the UK...crusty bread and proper English Cheddar and lots of Lurpak too. Yummy!! Its good to spread your horizons and not get stuck in a rut...
We stopped in at the Audi dealer on the way to Sudeley. We'd seen a car there last week and Stephen wanted another quick look. There was a bit of nit-picking over a couple of minute scratches and the state of the rear tyres. I did some eye rolling to express my deep boredom, and we left the salesman with some homework to do on the price and the cost of the finance. He called halfway round our walk of the gardens at Sudeley and I'm pleased to say that it only took another small amount of negotiation before we bought the car. No more car shopping - yay!
I am ashamed to say that we drove down through some local towns and villages that I had never been to before. How could that be? I thought that I'd covered all the A-roads in the vicinity...we used to bomb around here in our little MX-5 for years, so how we managed to not drive through some of these places is a mystery!! We did manage to avoid the dirt-track pitfall of the satnav on the way to Winchcombe...it was determined to take us down the same single track roads that the satnav took us down in November. Luckily we spotted the mistake quickly this time!! Perhaps the car was just wanting to prove its off-roading pedigree...
Sudeley Castle was beautiful. They must employ an army of gardeners. Each hedge was precision clipped and there wasn't a weed in sight. It was lovely now, but I imagine that its totally stunning in summer when all the herbaceous plants are in bloom. The buildings are gorgeous too. And there is plenty of history attached to it. It was mentioned in the Doomsday Book. King Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn visited there as did Elizabeth I and Lady Jane Grey. It was bestowed on Thomas Seymour, who rekindled his romance with Catherine Parr after the death of Henry VIII, and it is where she died and is buried.
In more recent times it is where Henry Dent-Brocklehurst (son of the owner) and Lili Maltese got married and where Liz Hurley outshone the bride by turning up in a dress slashed to the hip and a pair of sequined knickers! On further digging last night (Hello!) it was also where she married her hubby.
Pants were also on display yesterday. A mummy was bending down to take a photo of her little boy and in doing so flashed a lot of her pants to the world. She was wearing low-ride jeans and when she crouched down her grey thong shot up out the top...this was extreme builders bum and not something one would wish to see!!
Coffee anyone?
I was in fits of laughter (in the middle of the Farnborough canteen - they probably think I'm insane!) when I read the comment...I had a mental image of me reaching Mach 5 on the downhill slope and staggering back into the office with clothes smouldering from the friction and hair resembling a birds nest perched atop my head...but at least I would have had a skinny latte!
Saturday, 11 April 2009
Rain rain go away....
We popped in to see Mr + Mrs ex-POQI and the kids for a coffee on Friday morning on our way back to Malvern. The kids were in fine form! Josh giggled a lot and then dashed off to the kitchen. He came back in with a freezer pack - obviously Stephen will be forever associated with putting ice down peoples backs! Katie was delighted that I worked out how to make the shower work in her dolls house and wanted me to stay for a week!
Paul gave us some good tips on car dealers in the area and when we left we spent a good hour or so trawling round them. Yawn!!
As the M4 was at a standstill we peeled off and drove up through Oxford. We passed through some lovely countryside. It was such a shame about the weather though. It was just very wet and gray.
Our night at Tylney Hall
The only (very) slight disadvantages were the price of the drinks and the sauna like atmosphere of our bathroom! The bathroom radiator was fully on and the knob for adjusting it had been removed. Once you had drawn a bath and added steam to the mix you could only last about 5 minutes without the urge to pass out!
The drinks were kinda pricey - we were 32 quid for 2 glasses of wine and 2 G&T's. And these were UK G&T's...in other words they wet the bottom of the glass with gin and then add gallons of tonic. We've become entirely accustomed to US style "G&T tops"... this was a severe culture shock! We had a really superb stay though. The beautiful surroundings more than made up for the minuteness of the measures!!
We had a really fun dinner with Greg....and saw a lot of the English countryside! We dropped him off at his hotel, drove 30 minutes to our hotel, checked in, got changed, had a swift look round, got back in the car, drove the shorter route (20 minutes) back to collect Greg, drove 20 minutes to he restaurant, had a nice Indian meal in Hartney Witney, drove 20 minutes back to Greg's hotel, then 20 minutes back to ours. There are some really beautiful villages in that area - and we got to see plenty of them!
Crossing the road coming out of the restaurant could have been hairy! In our party of 3 we had one American and two newly-repatriated ex-US dwellers....every one of us looked the wrong way as we launched ourselves into the road!!
Tuesday, 7 April 2009
Hi ho, hi ho, its off to work we go...
Well maybe its not quite 10 miles...although it certainly felt like it! I thought going up was hard going until I began the descent....I almost came a cropper twice - once on each trip (yes I did it twice today - I am THAT desparate for latte!). I must keep a pair of trainers in the office that I can put on for the walk. I feel ankles might be broken otherwise! I was having real problems when the pavement sloped both downwards and also to the right. My ankles atop the 3 1/2" heels didn't know which way to wobble first!!
Monday, 6 April 2009
Springtime in Malvern
I spent a good couple of hours with the power washer getting the dirt off the paving. It looks so much brighter now - positively glowing! I'd forgotten just how big the garden is. Its positively huge compared to the tiny yard we had in Alexandria!!