Instrument of Torture

As I was getting ready for holiday I deployed the instrument on torture, otherwise known as an epilator, on my legs. I have a reasonably high pain threshold, but there were times when this brought tears to my eyes - and I wasn’t going anywhere NEAR really painful territory!! Forget waterboarding, this would get suspects talking in record time!! My ankles seemed particularly sensitive and when I got down to my little Hobbit toes there was audible howling along with a fair few naughty words…!